Cops

Went to Tesco with mum and my maid. It's just 10 mins away.

On the way back, a cop appeared behind me and suddenly, the sirens were blazing.

I keep saying to myself "not me not me"

Then I went to the left lane, and the cop followed. "WTF!!!"

And I can't say that out loud, with my mum beside me.

So I stop my car on the side on the road and show them my IC and license.

The cops told me I didn't switch on my lights.

For other cars, if you don't switch on the lights, the speedometer would not be lit up so when it's night and you couldn't see your speedometer, you'd know you didn't turn on the lights.

But for the Myvi, the speedometer it's lit up all the time. So if you're driving in a brightly lit road, you wouldn't know you didn't turn on the lights.

I just went "Oh, sorry sorry, lain kali akan lebih berhati-hati"

They were about to let me go when they noticed my maid sitting behind and asked for her passport.

Of course, we don't have it.

Then the cops asked us to call someone from home to bring it over.

But, my dad kept it, and he's at Beijing.

So my sis searched around the house and I waited beside the cops for about 15 mins when the cops decided to call their superior.

Their superiors memang pandai, asked them to let me go.

Phew! Cepat cabut!

The whole 15 mins there, I wanted to take out my phone and snap pictures, but, with the cops intimidating glance and his MP5 slinging on his back, I didn't do it.

Then a scenario suddenly conjured in my mind:

I whipped out my phone to snap pictures and the cop immediately slings forward his MP5, grips it and releases the safety in one swift motion and unleashes the whole clip on me. Just like how I did it to Jun Kit in a Counter Strike game earlier. Then I fall to the ground, looking at my car tire, with the shadow of an 18-wheeler tire looming above me and before I know it, my head was gone with a blood curling splat.