Merdeka!

Happy 51 years of independence.

I let you all down...

Argh, I made too many mistakes just now.

I didn't receive the balls properly. I got like less than half of the balls and most of the balls I returned were too high and got smashed down.

I didn't serve properly, a lot of them went too high.

I got in Phun's way.

I was just trying to be a remora fish, but in the end, I became a tapeworm.

After the match, god made fun of me by letting me wait almost half an hour for the bus.

Then, when I reached Pasar Seni, I can only look painfully as my next bus left in front of me.

Fifteem minutes later, my bus came again and it rained heavily.

Rain + Air Cond = COLD

Super cold. Then there was this super wet guy who suddenly sat beside me, and letting the water on him drip on me.

Rain + Air Cond + Wet body = Cyrogenics

On the bright side, when I reached home, I was greeted with warm dinner.

I was tagged

Tagged by Chia Sing


1. A song which best describes you
Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

2. An object best represents you
Sweets

3. A word and color defining you
Normal - White

4. A question you would want yourself to answer
What do you really want? (same lol)

5. An activity you want to do
Walk with someone's hand in mine.

About the person who tagged you:

6. A song which best describes him/her
金莎 - 大小姐

7. An object best represent him/her
dumbell ( don't know why )

8. A word and a color best defining him/her
moody purple

9. A question you would want him/her to answer
wanna eat at kantin?

10. An activity you would want to do with him/her
eat foood

i want to tag
1) Mahathir

2) Kenny Sia

3) Dawn Yang

4) Xia Xue

5) sbskini

Will they do it?

Sick

Been busy since Monday.

Went to Kah Hoe's house for a night, then Chinese Camp, and finally back home.

Not in the health to blog about those stuffs.

Looks like I didn't pray enough to the God of Health. I fell sick on HOLIDAYS, and right on the day when I wanted to do something.This is the Greek goddess of health, Hygeia. I know more about Greek gods than my own religion through many many games that feature them.

Let's have a few silent moments to pray to Hygeia, pray that we don't get sick during exams and holidays.

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Found this on Kai Yun's blog.
That is Kah Hoe with a wig!!!

BOOM DE YADA!!! BOOM DE YADA!!!

I don't know why, but I absolutely love this commercial.



BOOM DE YA DA!!! BOOM DE YA DA!!!
BOOM DE YA DA!!! BOOM DE YA DA!!!

And its been spoofed too.
I could say the 20th box to Zi Xin.
The video game version.


Ignore the ridiculously long credits(it's almost as long as the video!), just watch the video.

There is also the Simpsons version.


I can't get it off my head!

BOOM DE YA DA!!! BOOM DE YA DA!!!
BOOM DE YA DA!!! BOOM DE YA DA!!!

What a dissapointment.....

.... by Lee Chong Wei.

Kena sapu by Lin Dan. ( I keep hearing the supporters chant "零蛋!" )

Throughout the match, he keep making errors, play like shit.

Malaysia's 1st Olympic gold medal is gone.... sigh....

And some people really are too free. Just about 2 minutes after the match, someone updated Chong Wei's post in Wikipedia.

More efficient than the Bejing 2008 official website, though only by a few minutes.

Semangat Patriotisme

The assembly lasted till 9.30am today.

Cause of the 'Penyerahan Kuasa Pengawas' and the sambutan 'Bulan Patriotisme'.

Damn sien, I slept most of the time. When I woke up, we did stupid things with Kah Hoe, Yun Song and Chee B Fai.

The challenge was to to something the other 3 can't do. The 1st challenge was folding down your middle finger, then stick both hands together, and try to open you fourth finger.

Damn hard, I can only open mine for about 1mm, and for a moment only.It looks something like this.

Yun Song started this challenge, but he can't even do it himself.

Then Kah Hoe moved his ears. Cacat-ed fella, don't know how he does it. No one else can move their ears.

Chee Fai moved his eyes to the middle. All three of them can do it. I can't....

After that, it was tongue rolling. Everybody can do that.

My turn. I bend my thumb backwards until it sinks a little. HAH, no one else could do that!
They say this is the result of too much PlayStation.

After that, got up, sang some patriotic songs while waving the flag, then back to class.

But, need to run up and down to find teachers for their signatures for the Sijil Berhenti Sekolah.

Damn mafan, some teachers run here run there, so hard to find. Luckily got some teachers inside their room, convenient for us.

After recess, we watched Olympics.

Archery. Malaysia versus Korea.

I don't know the Korea guy, but I know the Malaysian is Cheng Chu Sian.

All the girls were 'fat-hau-ing' about how cool Cheng(not Kah Hoe, it's Chu Sian) was with the shades and the cool and sophisticated bow.

Halfway through, we kena halau Chemistry Lab, damn, can't finish it.

But, Chi Wei, the 'Pai Kia', didn't go to the lab straightaway and watched it till the end.

The victory was a close one.

It was a draw, the Korea shot a nine. Then it was Cheng's turn. With supreme dexterity, his arrow hits the bulls-eye. Ten marks.

YEAH!!!! NEGARAKU GEMILANG!!!!!

But, around 4pm, Cheng lost to a Russian.... 109-104....

sigh....

But nevermind, Lee Chung Wei won, we whooped Korea's ass again! WOOPEE!

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

During Chemistry, Xue Feng suddenly appeared. He told us about a spotcheck, cause someone lost a camera.

Then after school, went for a short chinese camp meeting. Don't know meeting for what, talk about the same thing when last week meeting.

After that, sat Kah Yung's car to Pandan Jaya LRT. He drive damn slow.... until we not enough time to eat lunch. Eat some snacks then tuition.

Slept awhile during tuition, cause too tired. Luckily didn't miss anything important.

Bought McDonald's after tuition. Big Mac. MMmmMMMmmm...... Been craving for it for a long time.

Then, at the Putra LRT, I saw a super long line buying tickets.

I smiled to myself and thought "Buy a touch-n-go card la, see the convenience of having one."

And when I tried to go through the machine, my smile was gone.

"DILARANG MASUK. KAD TIDAK SAH." WTF! I just took the STAR LRT with this card and it had RM88.70 left. I tried another machine. And another and another and another one.

"DILARANG MASUK. KAD TIDAK SAH."
"DILARANG MASUK. KAD TIDAK SAH."
"DILARANG MASUK. KAD TIDAK SAH."
"DILARANG MASUK. KAD TIDAK SAH."

WTF!!!!! Then, I disappointedly looked at the super long line...... sigh......

It doesn't end here. After I finally bought my ticket, I went down to see my train leaving.

I Love...

I love to wake up later than 10am.
I love to sleep on my own bed.
I love to sleep in an air conditioned room.
I love to sleep in a mosquitoless room.
I love to keep my hair long.
I love my gadgets.
I love the big shopping malls around KL.
I love to eat delicious meals whenever and wherever I want.
I love to walk or run, but not marching.
I love to stay at my home instead of leaving it for 3 months.
I love myself.
"Maaf! 910314-10-**** tidak terpilih menyertai PLKN Siri 6/2009."

Tak pe, PLKN, saya maafkan anda.

WTF

Don't blame me if you lose your appetite

18SG video

This is just plain stupid. What kind of driver is that......

PLKN

It's here, it's finally here.

The namelist for NS 2009 is released.

Go here and type in your IC no. to find out if you're lucky or not.

You must be lucky twice.

First, you need to beat the other 17 year olds to access that site cause that URL has appeared in many Malaysian websites.

Now the traffic is huge and you need to keep refreshing to enter it.

stupid government with a stupidly lousy server.

Then, you need to be even more luckier.

I beat those persons by a few minutes.

I entered my IC no. and felt relieved for a moment.

Then, I feel that I should not be happy too early, cause many things do not turn out the way its supposed to be before.

I asked Xue Feng to check his status and he said the page won't load.

I was "WTF? I didn't know that Malaysian kids were so damn fast in geting infomation."

So I got his number and refreshed and refreshed until I got in.

He got a 'tahniah' message. tsk tsk tsk

Now, I must refresh once again to help Kah Yung.

Harold and Kumar

I just watched Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guatanamo Bay.Damn funny.

But, it has lost of swearing and a few nudity, might not be suitable for everyone.

Anyway, there is a poem in the movie that I really liked.

Its called "The Square Root of Three"


I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

Nice, right?

Rick Roll

If you don't know what a Rick Roll is, then you have never been on the internet long enough.

Now there's a new version, the Barack Roll!


EPIC!

Olympics!

The opening was spectacular.

Fireworks everywhere.
The amount of people are crazy.

Every performance have hundreds of people, yet they still managed to get coordinated.
These drummers left the scene pretty fast, even with the weight of the drum.At first I thought it was programmed by computers, later, it was revealed that there are actually people inside those boxes. See their feet!These people wore clothes with lightbulbs on them. The Tai Chi performance. Really impressed. All the movements are perfectly uniform. Even when running and jumping around, they are all still perfectly synchronized.

The message was clear, China is trying to say "I have people!"

Lots of fireworks launched, rehearsal also launch, opening of cause also launch. Can see smoke all around Beijing.

Pollution!

Badminton

Today is the day.

The unbeatable partners, Teo and Phun won the first two matches.

9/30 and 7/30. Wahahahahaha.

Thanks to Phun la, he got most of the points.

I got 2 points for the 1st match, and 4 for the second.

Better than nothing.

And congratulations to Phun, he is the singles Champion.

Phun LCLY when fight with Jun Kit, shuttlecock go out already also still wanna hit it back in.

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Chia Sing, Phun is mine now, don't be the "third person".

Wednesday

Kah Yung brought a heater to cook cup noodles.

That's right, a heater.
Heating up the water.

What about the cup noodles?

Kah Hoe bought a pack of six cup noodles.Look at Wei Gee's gaping mouth. So big.

While waiting for the water to be cooked, we fooled around in class.
OMG! Ju-On in our class!
Kah Hoe can go inside too.Only my butt fits in, my shoulders are too wide.

Then, the noodle is done.Everybody sharing one cup of noodle. The rest are going to be eaten after school.

My Dogs

Let's start with my Golden Retriever, Dee Dee.He used to be this small.
Now, he is this big.
Our new home has a park nearby, so we bring him to walks everyday.

And now Sushi, the Shih Tzu.
See, he is has so much fur, it makes him look fat.Then he got a haircut. Now he looks so small. This is a super lucky picture, his tongue goes in and out very quickly, and I managed to take it. Wahahahaha.
Cute right?

But, don't be fooled by their cute faces.

Yesterday, Dee Dee bit my dad's wallet. He shook it vigorously as if it was his enemy. Then, a RM50 note fell off and he ate it.

HE FREAKING ATE IT.

50 bucks!!!!!

I can eat a fulfilling buffet with that money!!!!

Today, he pooped.

I hoped to find a protruding piece of the note and pull it out, then wash it.

But, I saw several protruding pieces...... The note was torn......

And Sushi, don't think he is good too.

Just a moment ago, for some unknown reason, instead of peeing in his usual spot, he jumped up on my bed and.........

HE PEED ON MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

%$@#&^*@!!!!!!!!

Surat tidak hadir

Since she had to bitch so much about the letter, I ask Kah Yung to help me print one.
Siap tulis 4 Ogos.

Everything is not working.

I can't solve the add maths problem.

Never mind, I'll do my homework. But, I can't check my mail to see the experiment report that I need to copy.

Fine. Let me just surf the web and find some funny stuff lighten up my mood.

But, I can't get into any website, even though I can view those websites homepage. Just the homepage. And then a stupid symbol just keep swirling and swirling andkeep stating its "Loading...".

Ok, then I'll just chat on MSN till everything works fine.

But, that stupid message keeps appearing.

Typing the same thing over and over again isn't fun.

I just wanted to say sorry to Eunice and Kah Hoe for swearing that time.

Luckily, I can blog. ( I can't blog before this, page won't load. )

Maybe I should just sleep it off.