The subject: Add Maths.
It was so easy, I finished it in 20 minutes(it was a 2 hour paper), then I slept through the rest of it.
Before the exam, we played Poker in class.
We made very very very small bets, 1 cent only as the base.
Then, there was this moment where I got a straight(2,3,4,5,6).
Xue Feng can only see 4 of my cards, and the last card, 2 is covered.
I bet 1 ringgit on that, and Xue Feng doesn't believe that I have a straight(he has a double).
He said "Come lah! Scared you ah?"
So I won RM1
Then, with small small bets, I won another 10 cents.
I always got small cards. In another instance, I had 2 doubles. Xue Feng can only see that I have 1 small double. He has a big double.
I bet 50 cents, and he accepted the bet again.
RM1.60 WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nasi Lemak + Fried Egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, Choi San left me after that.
Xue Feng asked me to play Jin Gu Bang, each game 10 cents.
Don't know what happened, my Nasi Lemak + Fried Egg suddenly become Nasi Lemak only.
Then, become Roti Kosong.
A Gardenia Bread.
Apollo Layer Cake.
6 sweets.
4 sweets.
2 sweets.
Nothing.
I don't believe that I can lose that terribly, so I played another 2 rounds of RM1.
I ended up paying Xue Feng RM2.
From RM1.60 become -RM2. /facepalm.
But, I had my revenge, I made him pick up the money like a beggar. Wahahahahahahaha.
Later, he told me that he always played Jin Gu Bang in his younger days. No wonder so geng la.
A message to everyone, don't gamble. RM2 was lost because of this.
I sacrificed my RM2 to send you all this message, please listen.
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Oh yeah! I found a picture of Kah Hoe!

I found this comic strip here.
A highly recommended web comic. The author is a very very very funny man.
I salute him.

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