Relax

Tomorrow's exam will be EST. No need to study for it.

On Thursday will be 2 of the science subject. I forgot which one.

Opening my Biology reference book, I looked at the book for a while and then looked back at my monitor.

Closed my book and surfed the net.

Went to find some jokes and LOL'd many times.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and The game went into extra time.

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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have scotch"

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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

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Thats the funniest one I found.

Actually, I didn't want to post this.

But, I was forced by Eunice.
So I tipu her for a moment.